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The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.
Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted
Seeded on Wed Mar 4, 2009 10:54 AM EST
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hmm.. she could've just showed some sympathy?...by visiting the kid and not doing anything.
but, can't blame her (Cameron D).. it's a crazy, yet very desperate request! omg!
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#1 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 10:59 AM ESTYeah, it's cold, but I could see her visiting him very awkward.
KID: So, uh...are you blowing me?
DIAZ: No, no, I'm not comfortable with that.
KID: Oh, dammit.
DIAZ: So...
KID: So...
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yeah, this article really made me laugh..
and Jared.. nice dialoge. :P
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The parents? Weird.
Though I think when I was 15, I may not have been so... specific?
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#2 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 11:18 AM ESTHis mother even yelled this in front of a crowd: 'Will you go down on my son please!',
Imagine that? It's such a shame!
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If it wasn't for incest being a taboo thing the mother should of done or the son should of had a girl from his class take care of this instead the mother yells in front of a crowd to end her sons virginity.
Pathetic is about right.
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She should have blown him. The kid had one freaking wish and it wasn't some lame-ass materialistic desire. A shame... has the woman no soul, has she no charity in her heart? I kid... but not entirely.
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#3 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 11:23 AM ESTlol.. surely she don't wanna do that to her son.. :P
His request is very specific.
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Ask for a BJ from a pornstar. Hotter and easier. Ah well
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#4 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 11:36 AM ESTYeah, if he'd asked Jenna Jameson for a blowjob, he would have gone to his grave with a smile on his face!
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This conversation just took a sudden turn for the morbid..er.
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With all the crazy people in the world - would you have visited a family that requests this, and stalks you to do so? And what 15 year old tells his parents he wants a blow job? What a f**in joke!
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#6 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 1:46 PM ESTOh come on Cameron!!! It's not like you haven't embarrassed yourself already. I mean, you came out in Feeling Minnesota and Charlie's Angels AND you dated Justin Timberlake!!!! What's a little BJ to ya? You've already hit some lows in your career.
Yes I was being sarcastic.
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#7 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 1:57 PM ESTwhat a bold, but crazy, dying wish. this kind of boggles my mind. And I totally can't imagine my mom, who I can talk to about anything, going out and calling upon someone to hook me up with some oral pleasure.
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#8 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 2:37 PM ESTThe Chaser is a satirical media empire which rivals Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp in all fields except power, influence, popularity and profitability.
I think Kate_Spencer is having us on. :)
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#9 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 2:50 PM ESTPlease tell me that you folks aren't taking this seriously.
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#10 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 2:51 PM ESTwell had i read the article I could have been all smarmy too!
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Satire!? Well I'll be! Sounds like a totally reasonable request to me!
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Perhaps the kid's mother should have turned the lights off in the room and performed the deed herself and told the kid it was Diaz. The kid wouldn't have known the difference. "Hey Cameron, you do it the same way my mom does it."
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#11 - Wed Mar 4, 2009 3:58 PM ESTWOW, the nerve of the parents.
"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"
"These women" didn't turn their back on anyone, they are under no obligation to fulfill a horny teenagers dying wish. Hell, they don't fulfill guys their own ages request for sexual acts, dying or not.
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#14 - Thu Mar 5, 2009 2:27 PM ESTAbsolutely the saddest and most pathetic attempt by that kid and especially his mother to get 15 minutes of fame as his life ends on a tragic and early note. To know that your last request and memory you leave others wish was oral sex.
Had it had happened, I would guarantee after the teenager died, mom would be out shopping the story to the tabloid media!
Not often one can say any of Hollywierd cast of characters make a right move -- but this time Cameron did!
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#16 - Thu Mar 5, 2009 4:48 PM ESTThe kid's parents should have contacted the Howard Stern Show then he certainly would have recieved the BJ and probably alot more from some of the pornstar guests from the show having said that I commend the kid for fighting cancer and wish the outcome were different and I wish his family the best as they mourn his passing
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#17 - Thu Mar 5, 2009 5:16 PM ESTI'm feeling a bit under the weather... Anyone have Carmen's number? Let me check the bathroom wall.
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#19 - Thu Mar 5, 2009 6:37 PM ESTI have no comment for the kid to say this....maybe he was kidding. Well, alot people are sure remembering him...God Bless and Rest in Peace.
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#20 - Thu Mar 5, 2009 8:57 PM ESTToo bad for him. If it had happened, though, Carmen would be registering as a sex offender for the rest of her life. Just as well for all parties involved that this was only satire. Great article. Thanks for the seed. :)
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#21 - Fri Mar 6, 2009 9:52 AM ESTWell.. thank you all, cause I enjoyed this article too!
It's too bad to all of them:
for the boy, cause his dying wish was not granted
for Cameron and the rest of the celebrities that mentioned, cause they were victimized by a very awkward crazy request!
and for the parents, who gone so desperate and crazier just to grant their son's wish..
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#22 - Fri Mar 6, 2009 12:34 PM ESTAs Steve Mock pointed out above, someone is mocking us :-)
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#23 - Fri Mar 6, 2009 1:15 PM ESTlol I ain't mocking!
well, maybe I am.. but it's effective! :D
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I'll have to keep my guard up when I visit your column in the future, Kate :-)
Cheers.
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